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Betting On Trump
How Many Toilets?
Lost Nickle
Dear Airline
Dear Senator Vasconcellos
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Dear Carolina Panthers
10 Questions From Americans
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The Benjagon
Use Those Weather-Sticks
Einstein Didn’t Know His Barber Could Cook
I Want Your Clutter
Hello, Coca-Cola?
The Question About The Bill
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Fourth Is Enough
7 Year Living Room
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Team 3D and The Finger
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Almost Spiderman
Killing The Old For Books
Closet Snake
Walking Out
Outside My Casino
Todd Took My Beer
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U.S. History Quiz in Tijuana
Uri and I vs. Lewis and Tyson
Team 3D 'Cleans' House
Shopping School
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Witness to a Dream
Bill Clinton's Pep Talk
Team 3D and the 3D Girls vs. The Purple Maori Theater Seat Thieves
North Africa vs. South Africa
Team 3D vs. The Invisible Yellow Llama -or- Zoo Island
Sparing Bonnie Hunt
Quarters for Dogs
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Killing in Defense
Team 3D vs. The Ozone Blob
Mega Work Dream
Risking Life and Limb Over World War Two Germany
Pastry Bunnies
Dave and Ben vs. Ted Danson
Cory Car Club
Team 3D in New York
Yael's Book Opening Sword
Ten Foot Tall Piece of Fridayed Chicken
Web Hostage
Sky God
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Nose Vines
U.F.I. Mining Town
Girls in Torture-land
Benjamin's Elevator Shaft Shower and the Golden Cross
Me, Kenn, Some Russian Guy, and Fire...
Team 3D vs. The Storm Crane
Two Dreams
Team 3D Detectives
Two Things Wrong
The Musical
A Shave and a Spot
Hawaii 500
Moving In
Japan's Crack Super Parachute Commando Squadron!

 
Lost Nickle
 

Dear Mayor,

I was visiting your lovely city the other day, and while walking down Main Street I found a nickle. There it was, just lying in the street on the edge of a puddle. I picked it up and asked everyone around me if they'd dropped the nickle, but nobody claimed it.

It's a 1998 nickle with plenty of scratches and marks on it (I don't know if that's the way it originally was or if it's from the foot and car traffic that moved over it repeatedly before I found it). I was wondering if your lovely city had a lost and found office, if anyone's come by to report a missing nickle, and how I would go about sending the nickle in.

Thank you so much. Your photo on your city's website makes you look gorgeous. Your city has fantastic drainage.

John F. Reed


From the Mayor of Minneapolis
Subject: RE: Lost Nickle
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005
From: "Rybak, R.T."

What a wonderful note, John.

We don’t have a lost and found but I think the best idea would be to donate the nickel to the relief campaign for victims of the Tsunami. It won’t buy much but it’s a good symbol that says a lot about all of us as people.

Best to you.
R.T.

P.S.Yes, we are pretty darn proud of our drainage!

P.S.S.: You are very flattering but should know that a. pictures can lie and b. the job is aging me fast


From the Mayor of Phoenix
Subject: Re: Lost Nickle
From: phil.gordon@phoenix.gov
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005

thank you...please keep it as amemory of your visit

Phil Gordon
Mayor
City of Phoenix


From the Mayor of Miami
Subject: RE: Lost Nickle
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005
From: "Diaz, Manuel A. (Mayor)"

We don’t have a lost and found department, but thank you for your concerns. Also, thank you for your kind words.

Regards,
Manny


From the Office of the Mayor of Denver
Subject: RE: Lost Nickle
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005
From: "MileHighMayor"

Mr. Reed,

No one has reported it missing. I would say, keep it, enjoy it it is yours.

Tina Rae Gelt
Administrative Assistant to
Mayor John W. Hickenlooper
www.denvergov.org


From the Mayor of Syracuse
Subject: RE: Lost Nickel
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005
From: "Mayor Driscoll"

John, thank you for your e-mail, I enjoyed reading it so much! Please keep the nickel you found as a memento of your excellent experience while visiting our city, I hope that your next visit to our city will be just as rewarding!

Best wishes
Mayor Driscoll


From the Mayor of Tampa
Subject: RE: Lost Nickel
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005
From: "Mayor Pam Iorio"

Thank you for your message and your kind comments. Although we do not have a lost and found department, I will make sure to let you know if anyone reports this loss.


From the Mayor of San Mateo
Subject: Re: Lost Nickle
From: jepstein@cityofsanmateo.org
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005

Dear Mr. Reed:

Thank you for your e-mail about your visit to our city--I hope you had a good time. It would seem appropriate that you keep as a souvenir of your visit the 1998 nickel that you found. I am copying your message to Larry Patterson our Director of Public Works who will appreciate your comment about our drainage.

Jan Epstein
Mayor


From the Office of the Mayor of Boise
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005
From: "Tracy Hall"
Subject: Re: Lost Nickle

John,

Thank you for taking the time to contact Mayor Bieter and the members of the City Council. We all certainly hope for you to visit Boise again soon.

Tracy Hall
Office of the Mayor