The first dream I had, I think, might have meant something. I was walking around downtown with an old lady who had a huge shoulder bag full of puppies. As we walked, she'd stop and ask inanimate objects questions. Like one time she stopped in front of a building and asked, "Why are you so big? Why are you so solid? Why are you standing still?" When I tried to explain the futility of asking non-living objects questions, she killed a puppy. And on and on it went. She'd talk to benches, fire hydrants, trash cans, cars, etc... And nearly every time I tried to explain to her why she would get no response, and every time I tried, a puppy died. And I couldn't stop explaining things to her, no matter how hard I tried. DREAM #2 (pretty bad ass, eh?) So there we were, Team 3D standing together, a nice solid crew, and a one-arm man was standing opposite us. We were in an empty baseball diamond late at night. Team 3D on home plate, Kenn's Nemesis on 2nd. Kenn's Nemesis was weird. Only one arm, and he was shirtless as well. The muscles on his obdy were odd too. No pecs or six-pack or anything like that. Rather, rolls and rolls of tigheting muscles all converging on his one remaining shoulder, all the way down his one arm. It's like he was in fact an arm, and the rest of his body was just some kind of attachment or growth. Then he started yelling at Kenn, about how he was going to avenge his father or something (apparently Kenn killed this guy's dad). Kenn yelled back, and on and on it went, just like out of some weird Hong Kong flick. Lots of talk about revenge, honor, tradition, blah blah blah. As soon as the shouting match stopped, Kenn says to Dave and I, over his shoulder, "If I'm about to lose, jump on in." Then, just like Kenn's done in dreams before, he lumps high and fast towards his nemesis, defying all laws of gravity, and his nemesis does the same towards him. Speed lines race behind each of them, and every time one of them connects with a hit, there's lighting and really cool sound effects. Kenn's Nemesis is all full of round-house punches and powerful jabs, and Kenn's doing a lot of kicking and pucnhing as well, and he delivered one hell of a head-bunt. The Head-bunt knocks Kenn's Nemesis to the ground, and Kenn comes up alongside him, trying to break or tear off the guy's one remaining arm. Turns out, Kenn's Nemesis was just playing possom, kicked Kenn down, and started pressing Kenn's face into the ground; depriving him of air and, slowly, beginning to crack his skull. Dave and I realized that it was time for us to jump in. I began charging towards Kenn's Nemesis, whereas Dave just jumped up and into action. Before I could even get there, Dave lands, with a powerful kick using both his feet, on Kenn's Nemesis' neck. Dave break's the guys neck, and kills him. Kenn gets up, cuts off the guy's arm for a trophy, and then there was much congratulating and hi-fiving between the members of Team 3D. We kick ass. |
