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Dear Toys R Us...   I just had to... Dear Toys R Us, I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid. There's a million billion things you have that I can play with. From bikes to trains to video games, you're the greatest toy store there is. Gee Wiz. I don't want to grow up, 'cause baby if I did - I couldn't be a Toys R Us kid. Sincerely, Benjamin Smash G-d willing, any and all responses will go here.