But, sure enough, our wonderful program is interrupted for an important news bulletin. Apparently, there's this weird tidal wave that's tearing through the country, on land, leaving a trail of one, long, endless mall. For thousands of miles there's simply this huge expanse of GAPs, Miller's Outposts, Hot Topics, Mervyn's, Sears, Macy's, Nordstroms, Waldenbooks, and Victoria Secrets. The whole lot of it sprinkled with those lame Tinder Box shops, poster stores, and Starbucks. Towns and crops alike are turned into malls with surrounding parking lots, and the wave itself is a mechanical looking, yet constantly swirling, mass of storefronts, display racks, and hangers. For the first time ever, Team 3D literally flies into action. We collide with the center of the mile high and mile wide wave somewhere in Nebraska, as we attempt to stop its movement west from the east coast. But we're useless. All our hitting and all our kicking does nothing. The wave just passes through us. Then Kenn gets an idea. We needed telephone poles. Lots and lots of them, with the cables intact. The three of us split up in seperate directions, and return to the front of the wave, about ten miles ahead of it's path. We quickly plant the telephone poles into the ground, and rewire them so thickly we created some kind of a net. Oh, and by the way, apparently, we're superhuman as well. Sure enough, Kenn's idea works and stops the wave... ...for a cool ten minutes. We needed a way to somehow hurt the wave while it was down, to do some kind of damage. And then we figured it out. We needed the 3D Girls. Once again Team 3D contructed a net, yet this time much, much, much bigger. It was able to hold the wave for at least half an hour. and during that time, the 3D Girls would strike. Only they could shop so fast and so efficiently, that they could clean out a mall thousands of miles long in half an hour. The new net caught and stuck the wave, and the 3D Girls went to work. While they were doing their worst, Team 3D kept wrapping and wrapping telephone cable around the head of the wave, locking it into place. When we began to hear it roar in pain, we knew the 3D Girls were beginning to hurt it. Then finally, the head of the wave fell dead to the ground, sending shockwaves out for miles in all directions. Team 3D and the 3D Girls defeated the Mall Wave. |
