It had been a couple weeks now since 'The Asteroid' hit, and remained in, our atmosphere. The world braced for impact, but the object just remained in our ozone layer, and then began to melt. As it slowly melted of the past couple weeks, it spread like a thick paint over the Earth, remaining entirely in the ozone. It was as if the Earth was a smooth marble hit by a slowly spreading intergalactic paint-ball. The world's governments did nothing, or rather, nothing affective, to remove the sun-blocking alien blob. Large portions of the world's forests were beginning to die due to lack of sunlight. Power supplies were being drained from people's 24hour a day use of lights. And, well, things just plain sucked. Not enough people were doing anything. Someone needed to step up. Someone needed to defend all humanity. And that someone was Team 3D. Kenn, Dave and I got together and agreed that the best form of attack was an aerial assault. However, by the time we actually agreed on what to do, the Earth was nearly completely covered. Time was of the essence, and I came up with the plan of attack. I sent Dave flying up to the North Pole with a really big knife, about twice as long as himself, and I sent Kenn flying tothe south pole with another of the same knife. And me... I went straight for the equator with my Mile Long Sword. With our blades we punched holes through the evil blob, and popped out the otherside. The blob groaned in pain. Then, the attack. On walkie talkies, I told Dave and Ken to grab hold of the blob, and pull. Pull as hard as they could, while I cut the sucker in half. With my Mile Long Sword extended, I spun myself began to roll along the whole of the equator, cutting the blob in half. I was spinning relatively fast, but given the full length of my sword, the tip of it screamed along in a kind of perpetual sonic boom. The sounds of Dave and Kenn's pulling of the beast was similar to that of an earthquake, except to the people on the ground who heard it as an earthquake in the sky. About half way across, half way done cutting the beast, Dave and Kenn's pulling was so fierce that the beast was not only just being cut by me, but being torn by the force of the boys. For whatever reason. I stopped the spinning, and stood on the blob. I pierced it's skin with my sword, and ran the remaining length of the equator. The beast was seperated, and Kenn and Dave flew with their halves of the blob-sphere to about 3/4 the distance of the Moon. There, they placed the blob back together, and hurled it pretty much towards the sun. I was about a thousand miles above Earth, ready to make a correction should need be. As the Blob got close, I flew just enough out of the way to kick it directly into the sun, where it eventually ended up and was destroyed. Dave and Kenn and I saved the day yet again. Team 3D saved the Earth. The end. |
