Writes


Letters
Company Pen
Betting On Trump
How Many Toilets?
Lost Nickle
Dear Airline
Dear Senator Vasconcellos
Dear CBS
Dear Carolina Panthers
10 Questions From Americans
Dear Toys R Us...
Small On Top?
The Benjagon
Use Those Weather-Sticks
Einstein Didn’t Know His Barber Could Cook
I Want Your Clutter
Hello, Coca-Cola?
The Question About The Bill
10 Interview Questions


Dreams
Do I Own A Snake?
Fourth Is Enough
7 Year Living Room
Water Bowl
Overboard
Team 3D and The Finger
Coin Bringer
Turtle Dancing and Jell-O World
Team 3D vs. The French
Almost Spiderman
Killing The Old For Books
Closet Snake
Walking Out
Outside My Casino
Todd Took My Beer
Wednesdayding Lake
Vegas Clean Out
U.S. History Quiz in Tijuana
Uri and I vs. Lewis and Tyson
Team 3D 'Cleans' House
Shopping School
Talking to G-d in a Toy Aisle
Witness to a Dream
Bill Clinton's Pep Talk
Team 3D and the 3D Girls vs. The Purple Maori Theater Seat Thieves
North Africa vs. South Africa
Team 3D vs. The Invisible Yellow Llama -or- Zoo Island
Sparing Bonnie Hunt
Quarters for Dogs
Telling Her Off
Killing in Defense
Team 3D vs. The Ozone Blob
Mega Work Dream
Risking Life and Limb Over World War Two Germany
Pastry Bunnies
Dave and Ben vs. Ted Danson
Cory Car Club
Team 3D in New York
Yael's Book Opening Sword
Ten Foot Tall Piece of Fridayed Chicken
Web Hostage
Sky God
Team 3D vs. The Mall Wave
Nose Vines
U.F.I. Mining Town
Girls in Torture-land
Benjamin's Elevator Shaft Shower and the Golden Cross
Me, Kenn, Some Russian Guy, and Fire...
Team 3D vs. The Storm Crane
Two Dreams
Team 3D Detectives
Two Things Wrong
The Musical
A Shave and a Spot
Hawaii 500
Moving In
Japan's Crack Super Parachute Commando Squadron!

 
Sun, 9 Sep 2001
TEAM 3D IN NEW YORK
 
Team 3D and the 3D Girls are on vacation in New York. The hotel we're staying in just so happens to be on top of a retired aircraft carrier in some historic dock section of Manhattan.

We go downstairs (to the flight deck), for our continental breakfast. Once downstairs, we see that there's no more juice, so the 3D Girls send Team 3D in to investigate.

What we find, once in the kitchen, is some kind of gang terrorizing the place, breaking this and that, and all wearing some kind of garb so that they match each other. This all matches some kind of corruption we heard about on the news, and we begin pursuit.

Team 3D chases the gang members through the streets, and eventually onto the rooftops of the Bronx (a good distance away). The chase and fight tears through many establishments, one of which was an electronics store. When every came fighting out the back, Team 3D managed to arm themselves with all kinds of odd weapons. Dave came out throwing CDs, LPs, and tapes, Kenn was using some kind of over-the-shoulder-keyboard as a big sword/club, and I was swinging a large television over my head by its cord.

Eventually, those evil people that stole our juice and wrecked our aircraft carrier were cornered on a roof top with nowhere to go. As we approached them, one was crippled by Dave's onslaught of CDs and tapes, Kenn beat one of them down quite efficiently, and I crushed the other two with the TV.

Team 3D wins again.