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FROM Barrister ReV hurley Mike.
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:43:42 +0000
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Dear Reed
I am Barrister ReV Hurley Mike (SAN) personal attorney to Late MR.Stiffler Sivan ,a national of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company here in Nigeria herein after shall be referred to me as my client.
On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a ghastly motor accident along Warri- Egbeda Express Road.Unfortunately,all occupants of the vehicle lost their lives as the vehicle caught fire after the crash.
Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.
My purpose of contacting you is to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client prior to his death before they get confiscated or declared edunserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged particularly,the BANK where the deceased had an account valued at about US$22.5 Million dollars.The bank had issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 5 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name/surname so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$22.5 million dollars can be paid to you and then we can share the money afterwards.
I have all the necessary official and legal documents that can be used to back up the claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us in seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
PLEASE ON YOUR REPLYING, DO SEND TO ME YOUR FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS,YOUR PRIVATE TEL/MOBILE/FAX NUMBERS.REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL (barrr_evhurleymike2000@yahoo.co.uk)
Best regards,
Barrister ReV Hurley Mike.
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:23:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Dear Reed
To: barrr_evhurleymike2000@yahoo.co.uk
Barrister ReV Hurley Mike,
It is a tragic story you share with me about Stiffler Reed, his wife, and two children.
How can I help?
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Inventor
Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:47:31 +0100 (BST)
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Subject: I appreciate / send the needed information
To: "John Reed"
Dear John Reed
Thanks for your email and the content is well appreciated.
For us to commence this project, you need to provide the following information below to enable me use it to file in an application officially to the paying bank so that they will release the funds to you as the beneficiary/next of kin to my late client.
Below are the information you have to provide:
1. Your full name and address.............................................
2. Your telephone number....................................
3. Your Cell phone number and fax (if any)........................
4. Your age..........................
5. Your occupation.........................
Once I receive this information today and file in the application, it will only take us 7 working banking days to get the business conclude, though it depend on your total cooperation.
I am urgently waiting for your email reply with the information needed.
Best Regards,
Barrister Rev. Hurley Mike
Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:19:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: I appreciate / send the needed information
To: "hurley mike" barrr_evhurleymike2000@yahoo.co.uk
My dearest friend Hurley Mike,
I want very much for us to commence on this project, and I want to provide you with my phone number.
Before I give you my phone number can you promise me that you will not call my home between 10:00pm and 6:00am (PST)? I get very mad when my sleep is interrupted. Do NOT interrupt my sleep. It will anger me!
Promise me you won't call while I sleep and I will give you all my information.
You are a very trustworthy and respectable person.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Processed Meat
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:44:11 +0000 (GMT)
From: "hurley mike" barrr_evhurleymike2000@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE NOTE
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN REED,
THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY TO MY PROPOSAL.
I WANT YOU TO STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT MR.STIFFLER STOCKTON AND I ASSURE YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
ALL I NEED IS YOUR MAXIMUM COOPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION AND WE WILL SURELY ACTUALIZE IT.I HAVE ATTACHED WITH THIS MAIL MY LEGAL PRACTICE CERTIFICATES AND INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR YOUR OWN PERUSAL.
WE WILL HAVE TO APPLY TO THE BANK WHERE THIS FUNDS ARE FOR CLAIM AND I WILL STAND AS YOUR ATTORNEY FOR ALL LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AND WE WILL REQUEST THAT THE BANK GRANT YOU THE CLAIM BY BANK DRAFT.
KINDLY SEND ME YOUR PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU FOR US TO DISCUSS AND EFTER THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE APPLICATION LETTER TO SEND TO THE BANK FOR APPROVAL.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE IS NEED FOR US TO GIVE THIS TRANSACTION THE BEST OF OUR EFFORST AND URGENT ATTENTION YTO BE ABLE TO ACTUALIZE IT WITHIN THIS VERY LAST QUARTER OF THE YEAR.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
BEST WISHES,
REV.HURLEY MIKE.
Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2006 11:10:06 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE NOTE
To: "hurley mike" hurley mike
My beloved Rev. Hurley Mike,
I also want to stand as next of kin to Stiffler Stockton.
I gave you my maximum cooperation in this transaction and want to see it actualized, but you didn't call me to discuss and efter that you're going to send me the application letter!
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!? I SENT YOU MY PHONE NUMBER! THIS TRANSACTION NEEDS OUR BEST EFFORST ATTENTION!
I'm sorry I got mad, but you need to call me to discuss and efter. You need to call me. You need to stop writing in all capital letters because it makes you sound angry and hurts my feelings.
I await YOUR urgent reply with YOUR phone number because I already sent you mine. Also, please send me another photo of you that matches the photo of the man in the passport you sent me to prove you are, in fact, the real Reverend Hurley Mike.
Do you like cheese?
Glory blue,
Dr. John F. Reed - PhD, MBA, PPCaCa
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 08:11:27 +0000 (GMT)
From: "hurley mike" hurley mike
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Subject: Waiting for your urgent reply today
To: "John Reed"
Dear Dr. John F. Reed,
Thanks for your email and the content is well noted.
I want to assure you that everything regarding the
smooth transfer of the funds has been put in place,
all I need from you is your total co-operation.
I will like you to resend your numbers to me so that i
can call you over the phone and discuss in details
regarding the fund release. We have only 7 working
days to conclude everything about this transaction,
and i will arrange to come over to your country and
receive my own share of the money from you as i want
to invest part of the money in any good business that
you may advise me.
I am waiting for your mobile cell phone numbers so
that we can talk on phone.
Best Regards,
Rev. Hurley Mike
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 09:06:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Waiting for your urgent reply today
To: "hurley mike" hurley mike
Greetings and salutations Rev. Hurley Mike.
You are welcome for my email and you better note the content and note it well. Once this transaction is over and I find that the content in my email wasn't noted I'll be very upset.
First you want my photo ID. Then you want my phone number. Now you want my full cooperation too!? What about me? When do I get something out of this deal? All I ever hear from you is want want want want. Well, now it's time for me to want something.
If you want the smooth transfer of the funds to conclude then you have to do something for me. I want you to send me a picture of naked woman from your home town. I want to see the beauty of the people I am dealing with. If I get this picture I will know you are a genuine person and we can proceed with the transaction.
Call me at this number right now!
(703)867-5309
If you do not call me I will take it as an offense!
I built a robot. It got loose. Let's just say I can never go back to Cincinnati again.
Orangina,
John F. Reed - The 'F' is for 'fabulous'
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 18:02:38 +0000 (GMT)
From: "hurley mike" hurley mike
Subject: Re: Waiting for your urgent reply today
To: "John Reed"
Mr. John,
I thought you are businessmen, that i have found a partner who i can do business with, what is it that you need a naked women for, i am a christain I do not do things that will make me to go to hell fire. If you are not ready to do this business with me, please for God's sake do not write me again, so that i can look for someone who is ready and willing to do business with me.
We are talking about millions and you are here talking about NAKED WOMAN are you not ashame of mentioning such a word. I don't think I will call you on phone untill i receive an apology to this nonses word you said here.
Thank you.
I need your urgent reply, and confirm your readiness to do this business so that i can be able to forward your data to the bank for them to contact you officially and release the payment.
Rev. Hurley Mike
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 12:45:06 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Waiting for your urgent reply today
To: "hurley mike" hurley mike
Oh magnificent non-hetero Rev. Hurley Mike,
I am so sorry that I have offended you. I did not mean to offend you. You were offended by my offending you and for that offense I am sorry. I have visited San Francisco on a number of occassions and let me say that I, sincerely, understand how people like you would be offended by naked women.
I am sorry.
You are right. Let's stop talking about naked women and start talking about millions. Call me urgently to confirm my readiness to do business.
I still want you to send me some kind of picture to assure me that I am indeed dealing with the honorable Rev. Hurley Mike, and not some impostor.
I'm eating a pear,
John F. Reed - I wrestle giant clams
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 12:45:06 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Waiting for your urgent reply today
To: "hurley mike" hurley mike
Oh magnificent non-hetero Rev. Hurley Mike,
I am so sorry that I have offended you. I did not mean to offend you. You were offended by my offending you and for that offense I am sorry. I have visited San Francisco on a number of occassions and let me say that I, sincerely, understand how people like you would be offended by naked women.
I am sorry.
You are right. Let's stop talking about naked women and start talking about millions. Call me urgently to confirm my readiness to do business.
I still want you to send me some kind of picture to assure me that I am indeed dealing with the honorable Rev. Hurley Mike, and not some impostor.
I'm eating a pear,
John F. Reed - I wrestle giant clams
