I seem to have lost the original incoming letter, but does it really matter anymore? Someone somewhere pretending to be someone else who's come into large sums of money looking for an 'investor' here in the United States to help clear the cash for purely innocent and noble reasons. Blah blah blah. I'm in!
Date: Mon, 28 Nov 2005 15:25:25 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: RE: HELP WITH RUSSIAN MONEY
To: larisa22@gawab.com, larisa_nits1@msn.com
Dear Mrs.Larisa Nitskaya,
I am writing to your private email with my acceptance of your proposal to re-profile and equally invest $46,000,000 USD on the behalf of Mr.Boris Mikhail Khodorkovsky.
For 10% of $46,000,000 USD, there is little that I won't do, but for this situation I suggest we move quickly, act swiftly, and operate immediately before someone else finds out about the funds and tries to take over.
I am ready, willing, and able to cooperate in any way you require.
Looking forward to your reply.
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Investor
From: "larisanistkaya"
To: "John Reed"
Subject: Please read carefully and get back
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:41:13 GMT
Dear John F. Reed,
Thank for your response to my mail.
This is to inform you that the funds in question are presently in an escrow account with a reputable and secure Bank in Europe.All you need to do, is for you to open an offshore account with the Bank .As soon as you are able to do that I will transfer the funds from the escrow account to the account you will open with your name as the beneficiary. As soon as I deposit the funds in your account, you can start withdrawing the funds bit by bit to your other accounts for onward investment in any investment we will agree on.
I am going to ask my attorney to draft an agreement letter which i will send to you to sign. Since you will stand as a contractor with Yukos Oil, I will also send to you a document that will put you in place as a contractor with Yukos Oil. It is this document that you will use to cover the funds. As the authority may/might ask you the origin and source of funds .If you are ready to open the account let me know so that i will forward the Bank information to you. As soon as i am through with the document, I will send them to you.
I want you to see your self as partner in this transaction, as i have perfected all
modalities to actualize this transaction.
I await your email.
Regards,
Larisa.
NB: Find attach my ID for your perusal. I will advice that we keep third parties out of this transaction for now. Pending the time we are able to secure the funds in your account for onward investment.
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:30:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Please read carefully and get back
To: "larisanistkaya"
Dearest Larisa,
Thank you very much for writing back your response to my inquiry. I have heard of the Bank In Europe, and know it is a fine and reputable and ancient and wise banking institution.
I already have an offshore bank account in Switzerland, if you would like to use that. I could give you all the account numbers and security clearance codes if you like.
But if you would rather I open an account with the Bank In Europe, that is also fine with me. Please forward the documents to me.
I think being a contractor for Yukos Oil is a brilliant idea and I can't wait assist you in these plans. I very much see myself as partner in this transaction, as I am comfortable in the knowledge that you have perfected all modalities to actualize this transaction.
Love,
John F. Reed - Master of the Custodial Arts
ps - Your photo is truly beautiful. I enjoyed looking at your photo many times last night and once this morning before work.
From: "larisanistkaya"
To: "John Reed"
Subject: VERY IMPORTANT
Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:24:16 GMT
Hello John,
Good day to you.
This is to confirm receipt of your last mail and its content was well understood.Please i need you to understand that this transaction is completely legal and it is 100% risk-free, my attorney is going to perfect all legal documentations that will make you the lawful beneficiary of the funds.
I'd like to notify you that before we proceed any further, you're requested to send me all relevant details about you that will help my attorney facilitate all paper works that has to be done.
Please reconfirm this details below:
1) Your Full Name
2) Complete Contact Address
3) Contact Telephone & Fax number
4) Any means of your ID, A scanned copy of your Driver's license or Int'l Passport
Kindly confirm these details to me in your next mail so that we can move ahead to the next process of this pending transaction immediately.
Till i read from you again.
Thanks,
Larisa.
Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:48:38 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: VERY IMPORTANT
To: "larisanistkaya"
My Darling Larisa,
To confirm receipt of your last email that confirmed receipt of my last email I am sending you this email with an attachment of a copy of my Driver's License.
I am so glad that this process is 100% Risk-Free. I would have done it if it was 90% Risk-Free, or 37% Risk-Full.
Here is the confirmation of the details you requested:
1) John Francis Reed
2) 16530 Ventura Blvd., #500 Encino, CA 91436
3) 818-789-4711(t) 818-(f)789-2485
4) Attached to this email.
I have confirmed these details and I look forward to moving ahead to the next process of this pending transaction.
Have I ever told you of my Brother Bouba? I miss him very much. He had a wife, also named Larisa. I think I loved her more than him - he didn't treat her right. Anyway, I can't wait to hear back from you.
All my love,
John F. Reed - Philanthropist, Therapist, Narcissist
From: "larisanistkaya"
To: "John Reed"
Subject: UPDATE!
Date: Thu, 01 Dec 2005 18:53:45 GMT
Dearest John,
Greetings from russia.
This is to inform you that i am in receipt of your last email and the attached identification document.I must say you are a very handsome gentle man.I am most glad to be associated with you doing business.
I have today forwarded all your details to my attorney for swift action to be taken immediately,as soon as he is done with the documentations, i shall inform you by sending you a scanned copy of the agreements.You will be expected sign your column, have it returned back to me and after which i shall furnish you with the bank details where you're expected to open an offshore account before the funds can be transferred
to it.
I shall keep you posted as soon all is done.Have a lovely day.
Thanks,
Larisa.
Date: Thu, 1 Dec 2005 11:03:18 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: UPDATE!
To: "larisanistkaya"
My Dearest Larisa,
Greetings from The United States of America.
I am a 'gentle' man, and I, too, like my 'action' to be 'swift' - if you know what I'm saying. I think your photo is really good looking too, and I would love to see more of you - but believe me what I have has proven to be 'enough' - if you catch my meaning.
wink wink
I look forward to your attorney to put his 'swift action' all over the details and the documentations. When you send me the scanned copied of the documents I will sign my section with my signature that will display that I have signed and get them back to you immediately.
I look forward to opening the account at The Bank.
My brother Bouba once got me involved with a bank, but the bank manager ended up sleeping with our mother and from then on my opinion of banks has been soured. But you have restored my hope.
May the greatness of the golden cheese light shine upon you forever,
John F. Reed - Autobot, Decepticon, Cybertron
From: "larisanistkaya"
To: "John Reed"
Subject: VERY IMPORTANT!
Date: Sun, 04 Dec 2005 18:04:34 GMT
Dear John,
Greetings from russia.
I apologise for my delayed response to you,i wanted to be sure about
positive developments with regards to this transaction before contacting
you.I have forwarded your contact details to my attorney who will be responsible for the preparation of the legal document (Letter of Agreement) between you and yukos oil that you were a contractor with our company.Currently my attorney is in europe (Amsterdam/Netherlands),he will be calling to discuss about this transaction and what is expected of you to enable us successfully conclude this transaction.The contact details of my attorney are stated below,I will not be able to call you personally because my country has a very advanced tele communication system that can easily be tapped or traced,so please ensure that you co operate with my attorney and follow his instructions.
Name:Barrister.Randy Walton
Tel:0031 629 260 368
Email:vanderhoefadvn@netscape.net
I also would like you to forward all your correnspondence between you and my attorney to me.Hopefully,if we go in accordance to my already mapped out strategies we will complete this transaction this week.Please confirm receipt of this my mail.
I await your swift response.
Warm Regards,
Larisa.
Date: Mon, 5 Dec 2005 14:33:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: VERY IMPORTANT!
To: larisanistkaya, vanderhoefadvn@netscape.net
My Dearest Larisa & My New Dear Friend Barrister Randy Walton,
I was just asking myself, "Self, I haven't heard from Larisa in a little while. I bet she's delayed due to her wanting to be sure about positive developments with regards to this transaction before contacting me."
Sure enough. Thank you so much for being sure about the positive developments.
I was so hoping to hear your lovely voice, Larisa, on the telephone should I receive the need to call you to discuss the positive developments, but as we all know there are very advanced countries out there with tapped and traced communication systems looking for ways to steal other peoples' positive developments.
I tried calling Barrister Randy Walton, but the person on the other end was an Asian woman, I don't know who, who said I had the wrong number and was very rude. I wanted very much to know if Barrister Randy Walton had a copy of your photo as well, and maybe even if he 'enjoyed' your picture as often as I have.
For examply, Barrister Randy Walton, I 'enjoyed' looking at Larisa's photo this morning when I first saw that she wrote me a letter, and once again between the last paragraph and this one. She's very attractive.
Please send me further instructions and correspondance in accordance with Larisa's already mapped out strategies so we can complete this transaction this week.
CONFIRM.
Awaiting more than just your warm 'regards',
John F. Reed - Speed Walker, Fast Talker, Smooth Operator
I haven't heard from either of them since. *sniff sniff*
