Dear sir/madam,
I write to you based on a request for an urgent business transaction.
my name is mr, James Numebo, a retired civil servant/Businessman.
I am in posession of $45.5M USD (Fourty-Five Million Five Hundred Thousand united States Dollars Only)
This Amount was given to me by his excellency then, Mr.james Ibori, former Governor of delta state for safe
keeping at a private financial institution where i used to work before my retirement two years ago.
The former Governor of delta state was formally in detention for alledged money laundering and abuse of office.
Recently The government were able to retreive billions of naira and millions of dollars he kept in foreign banks.
I deposited this amount in my institution then as deplomatic item of high value, so no body knew that what i kept
in that consignment was money. it is only you, i and the owner of funds ex-governor james ibori that knows the
content.
what i want from you now is to receive this consignments on my behalf.
and we can both invest the funds in your country in your kind of business if lucreative.
I will be able to send the funds out of my country nigeria to a security company in europe where it will be easy
for you to go and get it for us.
All you need from me is the Documents covering this consignments which i shall give to you.
At the conclusion of this deal you are entitle to get 30% of the total sum as my partner.
Please indicate your interest by emailing me on this email address jnumebo@gmail.com
I await your urgent response.
Mr. James Numebo
RE: GOOD DAY!!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:01 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: jnumebo@gmail.com
James Numebo,
I have read your email, and I am very interested in lucreative business ventures and able to receive consignments.
Still, before we can process I must ask what this institution of yours is? Do you own a bank? If so, what is it called?
Please answer my question so we can proceed.
I thank you for considering me for this opportunity.
PBJ Time,
John F. Reed - Dancing Banana
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:39 AM
From: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
Dear John,
thanks for your response and your willingness in assisting me in this mutually beneficiall transaction.Like you asked,yes i was a senior officer with the security and vault department at the Central Bank of Nigeria some few years back so i do not own a bank.
With my position in the office i was opportuned to have contacts with the big shots and the people that matters in the society hence i got this contact to be in possesion of $ 45.5 M.usd.
Any more questions you are free to ask and if you are still willing to continue with the transaction please get back with your full details e.g address,telephone numbers and full names and i will swing into action and with your full cooperation in few banking days the funds will be out to a deposit house in Europe in your favour but you must sign an agreement back to me.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards,
J.Numebo.
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 2:44 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
Dear J. Numebo,
First let me apologize for the delay in my responding to you. I want to be as honest and sincere with you as possible so that you can trust me. No secrets = successful business relationships.
I was in jail. One of my 'employees' owed me some money, and her refusal to pay me the full amount pretty much forced my hand, if you know what I mean, and I have to keep my hand strong. Maybe, you know, just maybe it wasn't an idea to 'straighten her out' in the middle of Burger King, but I was drunk.
Anyway. That's all over now and behind me and done with and I wanted you to know the truth.
My information is as follows:
John F. Reed
16530 Venture Blvd
Encino, CA
(775) 343-1424
Cork Soaker
Thank you for allowing me to ask more questions. As soon as some come up I'll be sure to send them your way. If there is anything else you need of me just ask.
Pimpin' Ain't Easy,
John F. Reed - Gentleman
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 1:29 AM
From: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
Dear John,
i must say sorry for what happened to you as i know that there are times some things happens and we just cant avoid the troubles.
I have received your informations and i will give you a call and inform you on the way forward.
Have a nice day.
J.Numebo.
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:40 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
Dear J. Numebo,
You are right. Sometimes things DO just happen. Troubles find us, we don't find them. Troubles just happen. You are 100% right.
It feels SO GOOD to have someone to talk to.
Since we're becoming friends and talking, do you know how to clean blood off a hammer? It's been there a few months and coagulated and I need a surefire way to kind of 'rinse away' the evidence, as it were.
Your Friend,
John F. Reed - Cork Soaker
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:42 AM
From: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
Dear John,
i called you on the number you sent me and a lady picked up the phone and said there is no one by the name John F.Reed.Could you please get back to me and let me know whats going on.
Regards,
J.Numebo.
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:44 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
Hey James,
I sincerely apologize for that inconvenience.
I just spoke with the girl who hung up on you. I told her I was expecting your call, she thought you were someone else and hung up on you. I have since slapped and fired her.
This is my second secretary's direct line, (916) 454-6191. I'm standing next to her right now awaiting your call. Ask for Doctor John Reed.
Again, I apologize for any inconvenience.
Slap-fire,
John F. Reed - Cork Soaker DDS
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:20 AM
From: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
Why all this many phone numbers?dont you have a cell phone number?This transaction is suposed to be just between you and me so please try and get serious aout it and get m a working and a confidential number i can reach you please or else i take it like you are wasting my time and look for a new partner.
Thanks,
J.Numebo.
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:19 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "james numebo"
J. Numebo,
Are you suggesting that I'm now who I say I am!?
Why do I have so many numbers? Because I am a successful man of business, that's why! I have cel numbers, office numbers, and three phones at home. Numbers for myself and my staff. You, sir, are in no position to question the way I do business!
If anyone is wasting time, I suggest that it is YOU. You, sir, are the charlatan in this charade.
I leave you one more opportunity to contact me in a PROFESSIONAL manner to resume this business.
I must go now. I'm entertaining guests.
Scoff,
John F. Reed - Cork Soaker
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Friday, September 11, 2009 12:16 AM
From: "james numebo" - jnumebo@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
You talk too much Mr.John,i am not a professional.I have been a government worker all my life so save the talks and send me a cell phone number i can reach you on directly if you dont mind and i will call you and we will talk one on one.
J.Numebo.
Re: GOOD DAY!!
Friday, September 11, 2009 2:04 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "james numebo"
J. Numebo,
I can tell you're not a professional.
I've given you numbers to call - good numbers - and I stood by my secretary (who's turning out to be a MARVELOUS cork soaker I must add, mmm, just, um, oh, just so marvelous) while I waited for your call.
So if YOU want to get serious, YOU call me. I don't know how things work where you come from, but here in AMERICA when you accuse a serious professional of not being serious or professional that RUINS a perfectly good cork soak.
I want to work with you, but you're making this difficult. I want to make it up to you, though, I want to start over.
How about you, and your friends too, come visit my place of business and my secretary will soak all your corks. (please remember to bring your corks, and have them out and ready once you get here)
Knobslob,
John F. Reed - Sr. Cork Soaker
