Sir,
I hope that this correspondence is received with the urgency and the expediency required.
It has come to the notice of the Board of Trustees at the CBN that your present inheritance claims application being handled by the Remitting Bank in Nigeria is experiencing some man made irregularities.To this effect,it has become necessary for the Board of Trustees to invite trained Fund Transfer / Assets transfer Specialists from the United States to resolve and regularize your fund release with immediate effect and stop all further fund discrepancies.
We at Michael Neudeck & Associates have been duly consulted by the CBN Board of Trustees and have been fully informed about how the staff of the remitting bank have been taking advantage of you by telling you to pay unnecessary exorbitant charges which will only make your fund payment a long drawn out process.
Due to this we have decided to step into the process of your fund transfer to enable your funds to be transferred within the soonest possible time without needing to pay all the huge sums of monies that are being demanded from you by the remitting bank, you are to get back to us immediately .
All processes to have your funds paid to you immediately through the CBN's Liaison Remittance Office in New York have been initiated to cut out unnecessary costs.You are advised to keep this communication highly confidential as the CBN Board of Trustees have asked us to resolve this fund payment independent of the office of the CBN Governor to identify the the principal participants in this unethical payment procedure.
Furthermore,you are hereby advised to pay no further fees or charges to the Remitting Bank in Nigeria as well as any person or persons, Real or Fictitious, prostates and institutions as they shall no longer be handling your payment process.
We shall await your immediate correspondence with your direct telephone numbers for re-confirmation to to my confidential email address at (michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com) so that we may conclude your payment immediately.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Michael Neudeck
Michael Neudeck & Associates c/o CBN.
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RE:
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:43 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Dear Michael Nodick,
It just so happens that I am a trained Fund Transfer Specialist. Furthermore, I hereby receive this correspondence with urgency and expediency.
How can I help?
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Cootie Specialist
From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 17, 2009 1:02 AM
From: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Dear John Reed,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and i want you to
know that I have been consulted by the Central Bank of Nigeria in
conjunction with the office of the Presidency to resolve your payment
difficulties here in Nigeria.The reason i was invited to Nigeria is to
regularize and normalise the transfer of your $11.5million which is
already in progress and now you will be receiving your funds in the
United States of America.
So i am asking you to stop contact with anybody from the Central Bank
of Nigeria,because your funds is no longer in Nigeria.There are so
many cases such as yours which we are currently handling to ensure
that funds are transferred to the right beneficiaries.So my friend i
need your cooperation and i need you to stop all other things that
will hinder your funds transfer.I want you to know that you will now
be receiving your payment via the Federal Reserve Bank (Automated
Clearing House) in New York U.S.A finally without dealing with any of
the corrupt officials here in Nigeria.
NOTE: If you are still dealing with anybody/official from Nigeria
claiming to be handling your funds...the best is for you to stop
contact immediately so that we can resolve this issue of scam and
fraud going on with your payment.
Right now i want you to contact The Federal Reserve Bank (Automated
Clearing House) in New York U.S.A immediately,below is the banks
contact details:
Contact Person : Mr. Suze Lee
Email: suz.lee@fedresbank-ach.com
You are to contact the bank now, with the following informations:
1. YOUR FULL NAMES AND RESIDENCE ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. DATE OF BIRTH
4. COPY OF YOUR I.D (INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE)
5. YOUR BANK DETAILS WHERE YOU WANT TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS VALUED
$11.5MILLION,ACCOUNT DETAILS,E.T.C.
Kindly note also that the Office of the Presidency has instructed the
release of your funds last week to the Federal Reserve Bank of New
York U.S.A and the Central Bank of Nigeria in no longer in charge of
your funds.I hope you understand perfectly and as soon as you have
made contact with the Federal Reserve Bank they can initiate the
process to release your funds immediately.When you contact the bank
let me know,I can be reached on +234-803-394-5962
Thank you for your cooperation
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Michael Neudeck
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:03 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck"
Cc: suz.lee@fedresbank-ach.com
Dear Mrs. Suzie Lee and Mr. Nodick,
I will gladly send you the information you require, but I'm a bit hesitant to do so because it is sensitive information and as you know I've already been taken by one of these off-shore thingies and I just want to be sure of my safety before we proceed.
Can you guarantee my safety and the safety of my information? If you can promise me my information and I will be safe, I will continue.
Barbosa,
John F. Reed - Sparrow
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:21 AM
From: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
Attn: John,
I need to know what sort of guarantee you need before you make the
required information available to us, you know as much as i do that
without this information we cannot proceed with your payment to you, I
guarantee you 100% that your information would be kept safe and would
only be used to make your payment of $11,500,0000:00 to you.
Attached to this email is a copy of my Colorado driver' licence.
Please make this information available to them in New York so they can
immediately proceed with your payment to you.
Dr Neudeck
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Friday, June 19, 2009 12:02 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Attn: Dr. Nodick,
The only guarantee I needed was you gentle assurance. Some kind of proof. And you did it, and did it well! You sent me a copy of your personal Colorado dirvers licencense. Kenneth Nodick.
By doing that you have proven to me your sincerity and integiry and some other stuff.
Attached is my drivers license. All the information you need can be found on it.
I'm exhausted. I just had a long, long, long, long day. I've been drinking for a few days now. And I don't mean water. Ok, I mean water - but only the water needed to brew beer. And I don't mean I drank the volume of water needed to brew beer - I mean I drank lots of beer and whatever percentage of that mass was water is the water I consumed.
But that's neither here nor there. Drivers license attached.
What must I do next?
Hungover,
John F. Reed - White Wine and White Lines
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Friday, June 19, 2009 12:52 AM
From: "Michael Neudeck" michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
Attn: John,
I require your contact phone number.
Dr Neudeck
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Friday, June 19, 2009 9:23 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Attn: Dr. Nodick,
I apologize for forgetting my phone number. That was not very professional of me. You deserve to work with professional people and what I did was not professional at all. I promise to have myself punished immediately. I know a woman who does a fantastic job of it. I will call her immediately.
My phone number is : (312) 326-0001.
Again, I apologize for the delay. I shall have myself flayed and whipped to make up for my failings.
Is there anything else you require of me, oh great Dr. Nodick?
I Have Pennies,
John F. Reed - So Many Pennies In A Jar
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 10:52 AM
From: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
Called to speak with you but was told you wount be available for a while, I want you to call me as soon as you receive this email on this number +234-8099758155.
Dr Neudeck
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:07 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Dr. Nodick,
Who told you I wouldn't be available? I'm there right now! Could you please tell me who it was that didn't put you through?
Please try calling me at my office again, (312) 326-0001.
If that doesn't work again, please call my personal cel (775) 623-6996. I'd call you myself but we don't have service plans that allow for international calling.
Again my apologies that you weren't put through directly to me. This is an OUTRAGE!
I look forward to speaking with you.
Working Stiff,
John F. Reed - Villa Joy
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:18 AM
From: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
Just called your personal cell (775) 623-6996. and you are not picking.
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:23 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Dr. Nodick,
My sincerest apologies. I gave you my wife's number. She's probably working and usually doesn't answer the phone when she's with a client.
MY number is: (775) 343-1424.
Sorry for the trouble.
Mustang,
John F. Reed - Just Outside Reno
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:28 AM
From: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
You have given me a wrong number once again
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:48 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Dr. Nodick,
I honestly don't know why this is happening, and believe me this is embarrassing and I sincerely apologize.
This is my secretary's direct line, (916) 454-6191. I'm standing next to her right now awaiting your call. Ask for Doctor John Reed.
Should this not work (and I have no idea why not), please try my other numbers again, (775) 343-1424, (775) 623-6996, and (312) 326-0001.
Once again this is terribly embarrassing and I most humbly apologize for any inconvenience this may be causing you.
I look forward to speaking with you!
Now A Dentist,
John F. Reed - Sacramento
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:47 PM
From: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"
From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Dear John Reed,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and i want you to know that I have been consulted by the Central Bank of Nigeria in conjunction with the office of the Presidency to resolve your payment difficulties here in Nigeria.The reason i was invited to Nigeria is to regularize and normalise the transfer of your $11.5million which is already in progress and now you will be receiving your funds in the United States of America.
So i am asking you to stop contact with anybody from the Central Bank of Nigeria,because your funds is no longer in Nigeria.There are so many cases such as yours which we are currently handling to ensure that funds are transferred to the right beneficiaries.So my friend i need your cooperation and i need you to stop all other things that will hinder your funds transfer.I want you to know that you will now be receiving your payment via the Federal Reserve Bank (Automated Clearing House) in New York U.S.A finally without dealing with any of the corrupt officials here in Nigeria.
NOTE: If you are still dealing with anybody/official from Nigeria claiming to be handling your funds...the best is for you to stop contact immediately so that we can resolve this issue of scam and fraud going on with your payment.
Right now i want you to contact The Federal Reserve Bank (Automated Clearing House) in New York U.S.A immediately,below is the banks contact details:
Contact Person : Mr. Suze Lee
Email: suz.lee@fedresbank-ach.com
You are to contact the bank now, with the following informations:
1. YOUR FULL NAMES AND RESIDENCE ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. DATE OF BIRTH
4. COPY OF YOUR I.D (INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE)
5. YOUR BANK DETAILS WHERE YOU WANT TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS VALUED $11.5MILLION,ACCOUNT DETAILS,E.T.C.
Kindly note also that the Office of the Presidency has instructed the release of your funds last week to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York U.S.A and the Central Bank of Nigeria in no longer in charge of your funds.I hope you understand perfectly and as soon as you have made contact with the Federal Reserve Bank they can initiate the process to release your funds immediately.When you contact the bank let me know,I can be reached on +234-803-394-5962
Thank you for your cooperation
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Michael Neudeck
Re: From The Desk Of Dr. Michael Neudeck & Associates
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 3:21 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Michael Neudeck" - michaelneudeck59@googlemail.com
Dr. Michael Nodick,
You sent me all that already. Be that as it may, you have some explaining to do.
When last we spoke I gave you my secretary's personal number to call me at. I stood right next to her so that when your call came in she could pass you to me immediately.
So we waited, and the phone rang, and you were on the other line and the things you said were just horrible. Granted, my secretary pretty turned on, but even she agreed that the kind of language you used was NOT appropriate for the workplace.
I would very much appreciate it if you called her back at her number, (916) 454-6191, and apologize. Then I want you to call me at my number, (775) 343-1424, so we can do business.
This is your last chance to do business with me. I have been cooperative and accommodating thus far.
Joe Knee,
John F. Reed - Legend
Do Not Work With Michael Neudeck
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 3:27 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: suz.lee@fedresbank-ach.com
Mr. Suze Lee,
I am writing you as a concerned businessman currently involved in a transaction with one Dr. Michael Nodick. You see, he has Nodick and isn't very reliable.
For a week I did not hear from him. Then, all day today, out of the blue, he tells me he's trying to call me and my numbers don't work or I'm not picking up the phone. Not true. Then he calls my secretary with the huge rack that I try not to stare at all day long and he starts yelling at her and cursing and saying obscene things about blumpkins. How he knew she was into giving blumpkins is beyond me, but it's NOT PROPER CONVERSATION FOR A WORKPLACE!
Still, I believe Dr. Michael Nodick is a good person deep inside and I want to help him and work with him.
Could you please make sure Dr. Michael Nodick behaves appropriately from now on?
What must I do now to move this transaction forward?
Master the Ways of the Force,
John F. Reed - Jedi Training Academy
