Hello Dear,
I am Mr Jerry Monte alto .i live with my family here in Scotland,I
have contacted you for a request of urgent need of a honest male or
female house keeper age 20 to 40 years who is Healthy and willing
to work here in United Kingdom ,We are proud and seriously Looking
for a honest person who has Experience on domestic house helper work
the person most be willing to come over here in Scotland to work a
domestic duty in my family here in Glasgow Scotland.I will like you to
know that i have 2 kids,a girl (11) and boy(7)not exclude my lovely
wife.
No form of disability is required; you are expected to comply with
sound health and agility. The Interest Applicant most have a passport or ready to Comply with
posses of International Passport within 2weeks.
Job Description
.
1. Job Title:
..
.House caretaker
2. Main duties:
. Domestic Helper/House keeping
3. Location:.................183 St. Vincent Street,Glasgow, G2 5QD,Scotland.
4. Rate of Pay month
.1200GBP/weekly pocket money 150pounds.
5. Frequency of payment:
. Cash
6. Method of payment:
.Cash
7. Accommodation:
... Free
8. Vacations Yearly:
One month.
9.Free day .......................sundays
10.Working Hour...................8am:6pm daily
11.Period of employment:
....2 years (renewable)
Kindly get back to me if you are interested to be helpful for this
offer or recommend a caring person whos capable for this offer.Thanks
and God Bless
Regards,
Mr Monte alto
+447035965699
(For the family).
RE: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 4:54 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr Jerry Monte alto,
The contract for my current position is coming to a close and I am willing to relocate. I've been tending a barn of goats for the past ten years and I find that goats are amazingly similar to children in many ways.
I am very familiar with all skills needed to clean, cook, and bathe goats, and I believe my skills can very easily be applied to help raising children.
Even though I would like to discuss the Rate of Pay, I believe we have a connection.
I have a passport and I am ready to proceed with my application.
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Capra aegagrus hircus
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:32 AM
From: "jerry Montealto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Dear John,
THANK YOU FOR YOU EMAIL
Job Base - Glasgow Scotland, United Kingdom.
send as follows:
1-full names
2-date of birth
3-gender,martial status,job status,no. of children(if any)
4-place of origin and nationality
5-current residential contact address
6-telephone number
7-current national id and passport(scanned)
8-next of kin.
please send back the information's above as soon as possible for
the immediate process of your visa travel documents.Thank you as i await
your humbly response.
Regards,
Mr Monte alto
+447035965699
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 12:00 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "jerry Montealto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Monte alto,
Here is my humbly response.
1 - John Francis Reed
2 - October 6, 1967
3 - Male, not married, Goat husbandry, no kids that I know of
4 - Encino, CA - USA
5 - 16530 Ventura Blvd, Encino, CA
6 - (212)867-5309
7 - attached
8 - no next of kin
I have now given you the information you have asked for. Since this is a big undertaking, and I am sending you considerably sensitive information, do you think you could send me a photo of the new home I would be living in and the family I would be taking care of? Make sure I can see everyone clearly like you, the kids, and especially your wife.
I'm so excited I have a chubby! I look forward to working with you and your family and sharing my knowledge, experience, and my chubby with you all!
I have a feeling that this will be a very good arrangement. I look forward to your response.
Shocker,
John F. Reed - 2 in the pink/1 in the stink
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:13 PM
From: "jerry Montealto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com>
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL,AS I ALSO HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU
WORKING IN MY HOUSEHOLD.HERE ARE FEW PICTURES OF MY FAMILY.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:17 PM
From: "jerry Montealto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
Dear John,
sorry for the delay in response due to the contact with your travel
visa permit with you infos. you can now contact the british travel
agent who will help procure your visa travel permit to the U.K. i have
paid almost everything needed for your travel down to scotland to
resume work as soon as possible,all you need to do is contact and
provide any neccessary information that the british travel agency
requires and follow up all the instructions given as soon as you
can,also do not hesitate to get back to me if crossed. Goodluck
Name-Mr Campbell Harper
Duty-Processing Operations
Email-uk_travelagency@katamail.com(underscore b/w)
Regards,
Mr Monte alto
+447035965699
(For the family).
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 5:46 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: uk_travelagency@katamail.com
Mr. Campbell Harper,
My name is John Francis Reed, and I have recently been hired by Mr. Jerry Montealto to look after and closely and very intimately do for his children and wife what he cannot.
I am writing to ask you what further information you might need from me so I can begin work in Scotland! I am hung like a mule so I'm sure to satisfy not only Mr. Montealto's family, but a vast majority of their friends and possibly the rest of their community. I'm disease free and have herculean stamina.
I have all my documents and information in order and I am ready to provide you whatever you ask for.
I look forward to working with you.
Inches,
John F. Reed - 10.5
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 5:49 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "jerry Montealto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Hello Jerry,
I have contacted Mr. Harper.
I am eager to work with him so that I may, in a short amount of time, come to live and work with you and your family.
I just want to thank you for this opportunity. Be rest assured that I will work hard for you, I will work hard for your children, and I will work hard in your wife.
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Gold Bond
WORKING PERMIT VISA PROCUREMENT
Thursday, May 7, 2009 4:43 AM
From: "uk_travelagency@katamail.com"
Office Address
11 Bolt Court, Fleet Street
London, EC4A 3DQ, UK
Fax: +447(0)359 945 33
Tel: +447 (0)359 945 32
Office hour; 8: am-3; pm Monday to Saturday
Mr. Campbell Harper;
Dear applicant
This is an automated email from the United Kingdom Travel Agency. We have received your personal information for application of UK working visa from Mr Jerry Monte alto, a citizen of this country who signed on your behalf for this application, we want to use this opportunity to provide you with the relevant information on how to secure your Traveling documents to aid your entrance into UNITED KINGDOM because without a Working permit Visa, THE UNITED KINGDOM IMMIGRATION will not permit your entrance here which will jeopardize your job opportunity here in Scotland,
We must confirm a satisfied (Approved both signed Job Agreement contract copy issued by any recommend British Law Chamber) here in UK for us to start your Working Visa Procurement.
We have received your personal information forwarded to our office record.
FULL NAME:John Francis Reed: Received
YOUR VALID HOUSE ADDRESS:16530 Ventura Blvd,Encino,CA,USA.:Received.
SCANNED COPY OF NATIONAL PASSPORT: Received
With trust on assurance of Mr Jerry Monte alto, to take care of the below charges required for your Various Ministerial registration and approval on your working permit visa
(a) Working permit visa Application fee and Flight ticket - (GBP 2,245 pounds) this amount is required from your employer for the various Ministry registration and for your flight ticket schedule booking.
we are bringing to your notice that you are required to take care of your health insurance fee (GBP 375 pounds) only.
this payment will be active once we receive a signed both Job Agreement Contract between you and your Employer.
We will post your traveling documents through (courier service delivery) to your valid house address. Once you receive of your traveling documents, Working visa and flight ticket and other necessary documents required for your easy coming over, We will direct you on how to visit our office, the British Embassy there in your country, for approval stamp on your visa passport for your easy arrival here.
To start work on our duty post as your Employer instructed we must receive the required Both signed Job Agreement Form issued by any recommended British Law Chamber and also receive the above charges (GBP2, 245 pounds) from your Employer and (GBP375 pounds) from you for your Working Permit Visa procurement fee,flight ticket and health insurance fee.
We will follow and abide by the instructions of the UNITED KINGDOM IMMIGRATION SERVICE LAW here in UNITED KINGDOM. We will start the protocol to secure you a 2 year renewable Working Permit Visa, after we have received the complete requirements.
The content is well understood and you have to be clear with the arrangements, you are assured of maximum satisfaction from us. We are looking forward to hearing back from you.
Good luck and Kind regards to you
Mr Campbell Harper
Processing Operation
Re: WORKING PERMIT VISA PROCUREMENT
Thursday, May 7, 2009 9:29 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: uk_travelagency@katamail.com
Mr Campbell Harper,
Hey snookums. I am ready to fill out and sign the Job Agreement Contract.
Once I am done with the Job Agreement Contract, I will then be ready to receive my traveling documents.
Then, once I get my traveling documents, I will submit to you GBP 375 pounds (only).
I am sitting here with my meat in my hands awaiting the Job Agreement Contract and traveling documents.
Please send me the Job Agreement Contract and traveling documents.
Thank you! I am very excited to soon be working in your glorious country.
Simian,
John F. Reed - 350mg Calcium/cup
[ No Subject ]
Friday, May 8, 2009 4:17 PM
From: "uk_travelagency@katamail.com"
Dear John Reed,
We're sincerely sorry for the delay in response due to the little technical fault on our systems but not to doubt,it will be rectified within the next 24hours.Attached here is the job agreement contract form print,fill, and scan back the completed form within the next 24hours.Thanks for your understanding and awaiting for your job agreement contract form.
Mr Campbell Harper
Processing Operation
Re:
Friday, May 8, 2009 4:23 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: uk_travelagency@katamail.com
Mr. Campbell Harper,
I just received your email. I was going from reverse-cowgirl into standard missionary when the mood to check my email suddenly struck me. So here I am checking my email mid-position switch. My partner's getting a little frustrated, however, because your email mentions an attachment that I cannot find.
You forgot to attach the attachment you claimed was attached to this email!
No problem, it happens all that time.
Please try again. I will find a way to keep myself busy (or find someone to do all the work and keep me busy for me) while I wait for your next email with the attachment.
I look forward to your email and I thank you for all your efforts.
Sagan,
John F. Reed - Cosmos
[ No Subject ]
Friday, May 8, 2009 4:50 PM
From: "uk_travelagency@katamail.com"
Dear John Reed,
We're sincerely sorry for the delay in response due to the little technical fault on our systems but not to doubt,it will be rectified within the next 24hours.Attached here is the job agreement contract form print,fill, and scan back the completed form within the next 24hours.Thanks for your understanding and awaiting for your job agreement contract form.
Mr Campbell Harper
Processing Operation
URGENT
Sunday, May 10, 2009 6:15 AM
From: "uk_travelagency@katamail.com"
Dear John Reed,
We need the job agreement contract form being sent to your email few days ago.Please send the form back completed and duly signed for immediate response to your visa travel permit.
Thanks once again.
Mr Campbell Harper
Processing Operation.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Monday, May 11, 2009 7:42 AM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
DEAR JOHN,
THE BRISTISH EMBASSY WROTE TO ME INFORM ME THAT YOU HAVE NOT YET
SUBMITTED THE JOB AGREEMENT FORM THAT WAS SENT TO YOU TO COMPLETE AND
RETURN.PLEASE SEND BACK THAT FORM TO THEM AT ONCE.THANKS
MR JERRY.
FILL AND RETURN IMMEDIATELY.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 9:09 AM
From: "uk_travelagency@katamail.com"
Job Agreement Contract Form
Please Print Clearly
I certify that ______John Francis Reed_____, D.O.B. ____October 6, 1967_ has been offered an employment position with the below Family. Additionally, I support that the information listed below is thorough and correct.
I. Employer Information
Contact Name:______Mr Jerry ________________
Title:__Home Owner__
Family Name:___ Monte alto _______
Address: 183 St. Vincent Street, Glasgow , G2 5QD,
City:__ Glasgow ________Country:__ Scotland. ___
Phone_______ +447035965699 _____ Fax _________________
E-mail ______mrjerry1953@gmail.com_________________
Website_____________________________________
Please provide a brief description of your Family.
_I'm successfully married for 15 years with 2 wonderful kids, a Girl(11yrs) and a Boy(7yrs)_and live in a very big house with my Family here in Scotland._____
II. Employment Details
Job title/position:____House Helper/Keeper________
Descriptions of job responsibilities:_Cleaning,Laundary,Shopping and General House Upkeep__
Number of years for Employment: 2 Years(Renewable)
Start date:_20th May,2009.______ End date: __19th May,2011.___
Starting wage/Month: GBP 1200 Extra per week: ___GBP 150______
How and when will pay be delivered?: _Cash/Month Start__________
III. Housing
Is housing available? yesX ?no (check one)
Cost of housing per week (if applicable)
$___________________________________________
I have entered into this Agreement Voluntarily; I understand that all family policies regarding performance and standard of conduct apply. This arrangement maybe terminated by me or by my employer at any time.
Signature of Authorized Employer Representative:_Mr Jerry__Date:7th May,2009._
Signature of Authorized Employee Representative: --------------- Date:-------------------
:
United Kingdom and Travel Agency, A division of United Pool Enterprises, Inc. Office Address 11 Bolt Court , Fleet Street London , EC4A 3DQ , UK
Re: FILL AND RETURN IMMEDIATELY.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 9:55 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: uk_travelagency@katamail.com
This is now signed and being returned to you. I apologize for my being late.
Job Agreement Contract Form
Please Print Clearly
I certify that ______John Francis Reed_____, D.O.B. ____October 6, 1967_
has been offered an employment position with the below Family. Additionally, I support
that the information listed below is thorough and correct.
I. Employer Information
Contact Name:______Mr Jerry ________________
Title:__Home Owner__
Family Name:___ Monte alto _______
Address: 183 St. Vincent Street, Glasgow , G2 5QD,
City:__ Glasgow ________Country:__ Scotland. ___
Phone_______ +447035965699 _____ Fax _________________
E-mail ______mrjerry1953@gmail.com_________________
Website_____________________________________
Please provide a brief description of your Family.
_I'm successfully married for 15 years with 2 wonderful kids, a Girl(11yrs) and a Boy(7yrs)_and live in a very big house with my Family here in Scotland._____
II. Employment Details
Job title/position:____House Helper/Keeper________
Descriptions of job responsibilities:_Cleaning,Laundary,Shopping and General House Upkeep__
Number of years for Employment: 2 Years(Renewable)
Start date:_20th May,2009.______ End date: __19th May,2011.___
Starting wage/Month: GBP 1200 Extra per week: ___GBP 150______
How and when will pay be delivered?: _Cash/Month Start__________
III. Housing
Is housing available? yesX ?no (check one)
Cost of housing per week (if applicable)
$___________________________________________
I have entered into this Agreement Voluntarily; I understand that all family policies regarding performance and standard of conduct apply. This arrangement maybe terminated by me or by my employer at any time.
Signature of Authorized Employer Representative:_Mr Jerry__Date:7th May,2009._
Signature of Authorized Employee Representative: -MR John- Date:-13th-
:
United Kingdom and Travel Agency, A division of United Pool Enterprises, Inc. Office Address 11 Bolt Court , Fleet Street London , EC4A 3DQ , UK .
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Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 10:02 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Jerry,
I have responded to the embassy. Not to worry all communications are back and in effect.
I'm not going to lie to you. I was in jail for the last couple days. I can assure you that it wasn't my fault, but rather the fault of my twin brother. We were in a bar, duking it out with a few undesirables, when he lands one on me. In the heat of the moment I landed one right back on him and ejected a couple ivories from mandible. The second he sees some of his bright red plasma on the floor he starts bellowing these high pitch tones - the high pitch tones of a preteen female - and then hoists up a barstool which he then rushes through the air at an admittedly impressive high velocity until it connected with solid impact with my clavicle.
By the time it was all over we were both bruised and restrained in the posterior seating compartment of the local magistrate's conveyance.
Ten fingerprints, two unrequested colonoscopies (I think you know what I mean) and a few nights in the drunk-tank later I'm back with just a missing tooth and two tattoos to show for it. Not bad.
Please, again, forgive my tardiness and my absence and my late response. I only wanted to be honest with you.
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Rubber
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 3:49 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN REED,
I'VE JUST RECEIVED A MAIL FROM MR HARPER STATING THAT YOU HAVE DULY
COMPLETED AND RETURNED THE AGREEMENT FORM THAT OBLIGES WE WILL SOON
START WORKING TOGETHER AS I EXPECT YOU TO RESUME WORK AS SOON AS YOU
RECIEVE YOUR TRAVEL DOCUMENTS VERY SOON.I SINCERELY THANK YOU ONCE
AGAIN AS I LOOK FORWARD TO SEE YOU.THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.
REGARDS,
MR JERRY.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 4:05 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
My Dearest and Most Trustworthy and Douchiest and Most Honorable Friend Jerry,
I am pleased that Mr. Harper stated that I have duly completed and returned that agreement thing he sent me that obliges me to start working.
I am so excited. This is almost as satisfying as fornicating with quadrupeds, but way more satisfying than a chocolate milkshake.
I am honored that you are taking me in. Me, a serial frequenter of unlawful carnal knowledge. You, sir, have a heart of gold I look forward to pleasing your wife in ways that are considered criminal in other nations.
This is why I believe in you and trust you because you have an open mind and think the way I think and do the things I do and believe the things I believe. I know that this is going to be a good working partnership.
I'm rambling on and on because I am so excited.
The Clap,
John F. Reed - It Burns
FOR YOU,TRU ME..
Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:11 PM
From: Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: John Reed
HELLO JOHN REED,
VERY SOON YOUR TRAVEL DOCUMENTS ARE ALMOST READY AND WILL GET TO YOUR
ADDRESS LOCATION IN FEW DAYS.ATTACHED HERE IS A FILE FROM THE UK
TRAVEL EMBASSY TO YOU THROUGH ME DUE TO THE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
ENCOUNTERED BY THEIR SYSTEMS RECENTLY.REPLY BACK TO THEM.THANKS AS I
AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL TO RESUME WORK IMMEDIATELY.
MR JERRY.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Sunday, May 17, 2009 1:34 PM
From: Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: John Reed
Dear John,
i hope you are preparing and planning well on your arrival to scotland
to start up your work in no distance time cos the children are already
axous to meet their new helper.please do everything within your reach
to complete the task for the embassy so the can realese your travel
documents to you.i expect you to start work on 20-5-09.Thanks and God
bless you as you start your work in my family.
Mr Jerry.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Tuesday, May 19, 2009 10:43 AM
From: John Reed
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
I am so excited Mr. Jerry. The Embassy people sent me a form, I filled it out and sent it back, and they sent me a confirmation.
So I bought a ticket to Scotland with what little savings I had left and I'm getting on a plane tonight! I'll be arriving in Edinburgh, tomorrow, at 2:40pm on Untied flight #4834. Should I make it through customs (I think a properly placed $100 should do it) you can pick me up and take me home to my new residence and occupation!
Getting a visa here is EASY!
I'll see you tomorrow!
Dell,
John F. Reed - Latitude D520
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Tuesday, May 19, 2009 2:06 PM
From: Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: John Reed
ok John,
that was very thougthful of you as the embassy are currently
unreachable for weeks now,so i advice since you have already boarded a
fligth not withstanding that my money is already astack with the
travel agency but not to worry .i can handle it anyway you then have
to send $125USD via western union to for the driver that will pick you
up from Edinburgh to Glasgow.before you leave his names are mr dominic
asoegwu.Thanks you as i await your sucessful arrival John.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Tuesday, May 19, 2009 2:16 PM
From: Mr Monte alto - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: John Reed
the driver will help you to you new resident of work which is my
house and also settle the special customs on the way.i'm not in the
house now i'm at my farm in chester for a few days now but will be
back by weekend.
best regards,
Mr Jerry.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:36 PM
From: John Reed
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
I'm standing here in Edinburgh. You have a lovely airport here. Nobody's come to pick me up.
I'm cold.
I had a lovely supper at the West Cornwall Pastry Company, but I don't exactly have the financial resources to keep eating there. I'm going to join a new friend of mine that I met at the Mile High Club and head across the street to the Turnhouse Golf Club. She's allowed to bring a guest - and that's me.
If you need me you can call me there, +44(0)131 339 1014. Ask for John Francis Reed or my friend, a member, Alotta Fagina.
I hit it twice,
John F. Reed - Backdoor Creampie
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:23 PM
From: Mr Monte alto - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: John Reed
DEAR JOHN,
WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU NOW SO I CAN DIRECT THE DRIVER,HE HAS BEEN
CONFUSED EVER TODAY AND HAS BEEN SEDNIND ME LOTS OF MSGS.SO LET ME
KNOW HOW WE CAN LOCAT YOU.THANKS AND WELCOME TO UK.
MR JERRY
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:04 PM
From: John Reed
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Dear Jerry,
I'm at the Turnhouse Golf Club on Lennie Park 154 Turnhouse Road, literally behind the airport (+44(0)131 339 1014). Have your driver pick me up there.
Tell your driver to ask for either Harry Bawlz or Amanda Huginkis and one of those people will direct him to me or bring me to him (I'm not 100% sure how things work here).
I've been here only a few hours, and I must say that your culture is very hospitable. Remember that friend of mine that I met in the Mile High Club? Well we're members of the Mile Zero Club too! This woman does things I don't think there are even words for. Let me put it to you this way - I didn't wake up this morning with the knowledge of alternative uses for four feet of twine and a cue-ball.
I love Scotland!
Anyway, please have your driver hurry to meet me. I am anxious to meet you and your family.
AcademyX,
John F. Reed - Certificate of Completion
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:17 PM
From: Mr Monte alto - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: John Reed
OK IN 24HRS TYME HE WILL BE RITE IN FRONT OF TURNOVER CLUB,BUT JOHN I
JUST RECIEVED AN INFO FROM MY INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER OPERATOR THAT
MY SUBCRIPTION IS DOWN N I'M IN THE FARM TILL WEEKEND COULD YOU PLZ
SEND $165USD TO MR. HARRY IN LONDON VIA MONEY GRAM WITH THIS INFO:
NAME:MR JERRY
I.P ADDRESS: 85.214.148.34
FOR UPDATE AND WILL REFUND YOU AS SOON AS I GET HOME .THANKS FOR YOUR
UNDERSTANDING.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 9:53 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
I don't understand...
I have a few questions...
1 - Is it possible to send money to Harry? In London? If there's only one Harry in London I guess it would work, but I have a feeling that there's at least, oh, two (possibly more) Harry's in London.
2 - If you have no internet service - how is it that you're emailing me?
3 - I kind of need the $165 to keep warm from the cold seeing as how I've been abandoned in Edinburgh.
Please send someone to pick me up.
So, so cold,
John F. Reed - Seesaw
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Thursday, May 21, 2009 3:56 AM
From: Mr Monte alto - mrjerry1953@gmail.com>
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN I'M STILL IN MY FARM IN CHESTER AND WILL SOON RETURN BACK TO
GLASGLOW I HAVE SENT SOMEONE ALREADY TO PICK YOU UP AND I EMAIL YOUR
VAI MOBILE MSGS.ENDAVFOUR TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TO HARRY PETERS IN
LONDON HIS AWAITING YOUR REPLY TO ENABLE ME GET CONNECTED OK.THANKS
FRO YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
REGARDS,
MR JERRY.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Thursday, May 21, 2009 9:52 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
Send a payment to Harry Peters? Is that a real name? You've got to me kidding me right?
Listen, I've been in Edinburgh two days now. I'm tired. I smell. I'm hungry. You obviously have no intention to pick me up from the airport, and you obviously have no intention to send a driver.
Airport security said I can't stay here anymore or sleep on the chairs in the waiting lounges unless I have a ticket.
I called my father, who disowned me years ago, and begged his forgiveness. I explained my situation to him and pleaded with him to take me back and let me come home. So he had a courier bring me a suitcase with $10,000USD, and gave me strict instructions that this is only for food, clothes, lodging, and transportation down to Cardiff where he has a plane waiting to take us home.
I'd wire you some of the money, but it's all cash so I can exactly wire it.
Thanks for you all your help. I wish I could have met you and your lovely family and lived in your home and worked long and hard inside your wife while you were away on business or whatever, but all I have now is this suitcase full of money and I need to get to Cardiff.
I wish I could have met you. I wish I could help.
Learning Guide,
John F. Reed - Rich Internet Applications
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Thursday, May 21, 2009 12:57 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN,
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION HERE AS I DO NOT NEED YOU
MONEY FOR ANYTHING AS ALREADY KNOW I HAVE ENOUGH FOR MYSELF,FAMILY AND
EMPLOYEES.SO KEEP YOU LITTLE CHANGE AND FEED FROM IT AS YOU HAVE NO
RESPECT FOR EMPLOYERS AND MENTORS IN LIFE.I ONLY JUST ASKED FOR A BIT
FAVOUR FROM YOU AND YOU FAILED.
MR JERRY.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Thursday, May 21, 2009 1:46 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Dear Mr. Jerry,
How can you say I failed? You're the one who left me stranded in an airport. You're the one who did nothing as a member of the Turnhouse Golf Club have her way with me repeatedly (she gave me a blumpkin, Mr. Jerry, there's no recovering from that). You're the one who lied about sending a driver to pick me up.
I came here to Scotland on good faith, and you blatantly betrayed that faith.
The last thing I want to do is leave this world with unhappy people. I'm not that far south of Edinburgh right now - so if you like I would happily turn around and head back to Edinburgh to give this working relationship another try.
Shall we try again?
Helping #1,
John F. Reed - While Making #2
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Friday, May 22, 2009 12:11 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN,
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION HERE AS I DO NOT NEED YOU
MONEY FOR ANYTHING AS ALREADY KNOW I HAVE ENOUGH FOR MYSELF,FAMILY AND
EMPLOYEES.SO KEEP YOU LITTLE CHANGE AND FEED FROM IT AS YOU HAVE NO
RESPECT FOR EMPLOYERS AND MENTORS IN LIFE.I ONLY JUST ASKED FOR A BIT
FAVOUR FROM YOU AND YOU FAILED.
MR JERRY.
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 2:14 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
First of all, I am not as of yet your employee so you really have very little to say about how I treat my employers...
Secondly, if you have so much money I don't see why you need mine.
I just wanted to work for you in the glorious land of Scotland. That's it. That's all.
I hope we can still be friends.
T-Hanks,
John F. Reed - The Burbs
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Friday, May 22, 2009 12:19 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
LOOK YOUNG MAN I'M STILL IN CHESTER N WILL PASS TRU Edinburgh 2MOROW
IN 2 DAYS TIME WHEN ARRIVING SO PLEASE SEND THE PAYMNT TO HARRY PETERS
IN LONDON HIS WAITIN TO GET ME TRU .HELP DO THIS FOR ONCE YOUNG MAN SO
I CAN GET BACK ONLINE WITH MY COMPUTER ,I'M TIRED OF MOBILE NETWORKING
AS I DONT FILL COMFORTABLE WITH IT.WHEN YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT TO THE
MAN PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I WILL CALL YOU.
MR JERRY.
+447035965699
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 2:21 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Look old man, I'm not in Chester. I'm not in Edinburgh. I'm not even in Cardiff or even England.
I asked you if you wanted me to head back to Edinburgh FIVE DAYS AGO. What did you expect me to do? Head back there even though I hadn't hear a single word from you? And now, almost a week later you're wondering where I am?
I don't think you have your act together. I don't think you know precisely what you want. I think there's some issues swimming around in Mr. Jerry's head that only Mr. Jerry can handle.
I honestly think you need some psychiatric help, and in the spirit of brotherly love I am willing to help you.
I would like you to find a reputable psychiatric clinic in your area - find one that you are comfortable with. Once you do I want you to tell me about it, tell me where it is, and then tell me how much it costs. I will pay for the whole thing.
I want to help. You are, however misguided, my friend.
Loving Corey,
John F. Reed - Not Haim, FELDMAN
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Friday, May 22, 2009 12:51 PM
From: "uk_travelagency@katamail.com"
Office Address
11 Bolt Court, Fleet Street
London, EC4A 3DQ, UK
Fax: +447(0)359 945 33
Tel: +447 (0)359 945 32
Office hour; 8: am-3; pm Monday to Saturday
Mr. Campbell Harper;
Dear applicant
We bring to your notice that we have received your filled and signed Job agreement Form, We require your effort and co operation to complete your registration in the British Employment Labour Office, they seriously require your Health Insurance Registration here in UK, before they can go on with your application .
Kindly be informed that you must be Responsible for your Health Insurance Registration because the payment Receipt of your Health Insurance fee must be presented to the British Employment Labour Office to Ensure your Health for the period of two years as stipulated in your contract and Visa.
Consider the British Employment Labour Office requirement for your Health Insurance registration
..
1, Full data of your next of kin,
2, Health Insurance registration fee, 375 pounds
3, Receipt of Health Insurance registration fee
4, Most recent medical test results from a reputable medical firm.
The receipt of your payment for your Health Insurance Registration Must bear your name and should be sent by tomorrow (25:05:09) to our Credit Control Officer Ms Alford.
We hope to have a successful processing of your Visa, but we shall not involve in any further delay, any delay would be tantamount to the completion of your Working Visa process. Please let this be on your mind that the British Immigration Office had approved the period of your working Visa in 8 days period, and that any delay after the date could bring to the cancellation of your Process. Make sure you have all your requirements sent to our office by tomorrow for your Health Insurance Registration. We won't have any problems in the completion of your working permit under 2 working days to meet up with the period given by the British Immigration Service Law for the procurement of your Working Visa.
Thanks once again.
Mr Campbell Harper
Processing Operation.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 2:24 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: uk_travelagency@katamail.com
Dear UK Travel Agency,
I decided not to move to Scotland, or anywhere else in the UK, so you can go ahead and cancel my forms and applications and blumpkins. Ok, keep the blumpkins going, but cancel the rest.
If you need to reach me I'm currently berthed in Copenhagen on the Glory Hole.
Shipping,
John F. Reed - And Handling
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Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:49 AM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
JOHN I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MISSED THIS JOB BUT ALSO BEAR IN MIND THAT I
LOST YOU TOO COS I WANTED YOU TO REALLY WORK ON MY HOUSEHOLD.BUT
MEANWHILE I'M CAN STILL EMPOLY YO AS A SECOND AS I RATHER GOT A YOUNG
LADY(CLEO.) FROM SWIZERLAND.SHE IS CURRENTLY GOOD TO THE
FAMILY,HARDING WORKING AND SPECIALLY FUNNY WITH THE CHILDREN.IF YOU
ARE STILL WILLING TO WORK AND CAN MAKE ANOTHER SPACE FOR YOU AS MAN.I
WILL BE TRAVELLING TO AFRICA FOR MY COMPANY EXPENDITION TOUR BY
SEPTEMPER AND WILL STAY THERE FOR MORE THAN A YEAR PLUS SO I STILL
NEED HELP FROM YOU.THANKS YOU AS I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
MR JERRY.
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:37 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
I am pleased that you're giving me another shot.
Before I get started, however, could you send me a photo or two of this Cleo from Switzerland? I just so happen to know a Cleo from Switzerland who just mentioned to me the other day that she was considering taking a job in Scotland. The Cleo I know is actually not someone to be trusted, but I'm sure you got someone else. Still, please send me her photos just so I can be sure.
Please make another space for me as man. Please put my space between Cleo's space and your wife's space. I think it would be wise for security reasons and it would be wise for my maximum pleasure - you see, I like sandwiches.
I await your description of this new space for me as man. Tell me what the next steps are that I must take and I'll see how I can move some appointments around.
I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!
44 Floors,
John F. Reed - Not Counting the Mezzanine
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:18 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN,
ATTACHED TO THIS EMAIL IS A PICTURE OF CLEO FROM SWIZERLAND WHOM WE
EMPLOYED RECENTLY AND SHE IS WELL BEHAVED AND UPTO STANDARD .WE ARE
PROUD TO HAVE HER AMIDST.YOU WILL NOW NEED TO PAY $500USD TO FINISH UP
YOUR WORK PERMIT DOCUMENTS BY THE AGENCY AS THE LATER WAS TRANSFERED
TO CLEO ON HER PROCESSING TIME.AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THIS PAYMENT I WILL
SEND MY PRIVATE JET (JERRY935 PASSENGER JET) TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE
NEAREST AIRPORT IN YOUR LOCALITY.THIS IS A FAVOUR FROM ME TO YOU.I
ALRESDY HAVE YOU ADDRESS.THANKS YOU AS I AWAIT YOUR HUMBLE RESPONSE.
MR JERRY
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:29 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
I am pleased that you chose the Cleo that you chose. And I am pleased that I get to please her as well. As a matter of fact, I can be certain now that, with your wife's help, together we can all please the Cleo you hired.
The Cleo I know, one Miss Cleo, is not one that can be trusted and you, sir, have proven to me that you are smart and you are wise for you did NOT choose her (attached).
Speaking of the Cleo you picked and your wife and your family - you sent me a photo of you and your children, but not of your wife. Do you think you could send that along as well? I like to know in advance everyone I am about to work for/with.
Thank you!
Damn my balls itch,
John F. Reed - GoldBond
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:38 AM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
OK. I UNDERSTAND YOUR PREDICATION ,I WILL SEND MY FAMILY ALBUM TO YOU
AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT FOR THE COMPLETION OF YOUR TRANSFERD
WORK PERMIT FOR U.K .YOU NEED TO VISIT
-http://www.workpermit.com/uk/employee_form.htm AFTER FILLING ONLINE
COPY AND SUBMIT THE FORM THEN SEND A COPY TO ME WITH THE MTCN.THANKS
MR JERRY.
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 10:34 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Hey Jerry,
I'm sorry, I didn't get the entirety of your last email. I'm having a problem with my computer. Apparently the 'knob' was soft and dry, so I had to have it fixed. I brought my knob to a professional who slobbed my knob and it got hard right away.
So the knob's good.
Please resend your last email.
In the meantime I just have to tell you about my day. Let me put it to you this way... You always see them. You always stare at them. You always start laughing about them in the back of your mind. But hot damn ... little people? Holy crap can they rock your world. I'm exhausted and these little people are still hungry for more banana juice.
Once again, please resend your last email. My knob is slobbed and my computer is running properly again.
Bababooey,
John F. Reed - Fafafohi
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 12:07 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
OK. I UNDERSTAND YOUR PREDICATION ,I WILL SEND MY FAMILY ALBUM TO YOU
AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT FOR THE COMPLETION OF YOUR TRANSFERD
WORK PERMIT FOR U.K .YOU NEED TO VISIT
http://www.workpermit.com/uk/employee_form.htm AFTER FILLING ONLINE FORM
COPY AND SUBMIT THE FORM THEN SEND A COPY TO ME WITH THE MTCN OF
YOUR$500USD.THANKS AS I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.
MR JERRY.
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:10 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
Wow. It's amazing what a good knob slobbing will do for your computer's performance! My computer was limp and sad, but now, after a good knob slobbing, my computer's strong and hard. I even paid for two blumpkins to be installed just in case.
I got your email and I went to the Work Permit website and filled out the form. I am now waiting for the response.
Do I send the money to you now or do I send it after I get the response from the Work Permit website?
Ventura,
John F. Reed - SEAL
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:29 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
DEAR JOHN,
VERY GOOD ,YOU HAVE JUST MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION OF YOUR HARD WORKING
STRENGTH OF A MAN AND ALSO A GOOD FIRST STEP TO BECOME A SUCCESFUL MAN
OF YOUR-STYLE.THE WORK PERMIT INFOS YOU SUBMIBED WILL BE PROCESSED
WITHIN 24HRS OF WORK BY THE AGENCY AND ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS READY FOR
FINAL APPROVAL.YOU NEED TO SEND THE $500USD BY WESTERN UNION OR MONEY
GRAM TO LONDON WITHIN 24HRS FROM NOW AND SEND ME THE MTCN.YOU MAY USE
MY NAME AS THE RECEIVER FIRST AND LAST NAMES AS SOON AS I CONFIRM YOU
HAVE MADE THE PAYMENT I WILL QUICKLY GET TO THE AGENCY THERE IN LONDON
AND PROCURE YOU TRAVEL AND WORKING PERMIT DOCUMENTS AT ONCE THEN SEND
THEM DOWN TO YOUR ADDRESS VIA COURIER DELIVERY.
MR JERRY.
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:39 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
That sounds wonderful.
So, in the meantime while we're waiting, how about that photo of your wife that you promised me? I need to see what I'll be dealing with.
I want you to know that I've been studying and, believe me, I've been practicing. When I arrive I will be fully prepared. I've even had a successful enlargement procedure that brought me up to, and past, the standard accepted length.
Seriously though, money now or money after I hear back from the Work Permit people? Please send photos of your wife.
Procyon,
John F. Reed - Eta Cassiopeia
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:30 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
JOHN I WANT TO BELIV I'M DEALING WITH A MATURE MAN HERE SO I EXPECT
YOU TO CONDUCT YOURSELF WELL AND CONCENTRATE ON WORKING YOUR DOCUMENTS
FIRST MAYBE WHEN YOU ARRIVE TO YOUR WORK PLACE YOU CAN SHOW YOURSELF
WELL.SO FOR NOW SEND THE REQUIRED FEES FIRST THEN WILL SEND YOU THE
FAMILY ALBUM.THERE YOU WILL SEE EVERYBODY INCLUDING CLEO THE NEW LADY
HELPER WE HIRED.WE'RE DOING REALLY GREAT WITH PUSE DEEP.
MR JERRY.
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:01 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
I want you to believe you are dealing with a mature man as well. So I will conduct myself in a mature manner and I will concentrate on my documents.
I can't begin to tell you how happy I am about your last email. About you and your family going deep in Cleo's puss. That's EXACTLY the kind of work atmosphere I'm looking for! I want to go deep in Cleo's puss as well.
So right now I need to send you $500USD, correct? I send it to first name Jerry, last name Montealto, and just email you the MTCN number, correct?
How about I send you $750USD and you give me photos of the wife in a bathing suit right now? $850 for the wife going deep in Cleo's puss with a marital aide. You down with that?
Or should I just stick with the $500. Please confirm.
Schwing,
John F. Reed - Boner
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:39 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
JUST PAY $500USD FOR YOU WORK PERMIT OK.
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 5:38 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Hey Mr. Jerry,
How about $450?
It never hurts to ask,
John F. Reed - Short Fifty
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Friday, May 29, 2009 2:31 AM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com>
To: "John Reed"
OK PAY $450USD FOR NOW OK. AND NOTHING ELSE IF YOU ARE REALLY SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS THEN CONFIRM BEFORE 24HRS OK.
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Friday, May 29, 2009 9:48 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Mr. Jerry,
Since we're talking - how about we make it a cool $300? My friend Alotta Fagina from Edinburgh, remember her, is in town and I'd like to take her out to dinner, if you know what I'm saying. I'd like to earn her affections, as it were... Dip the winky in the pinky, as the saying goes...
So, shall we just call it $300USD then?
You say yes, and I'll have that $300 over to you immediately.
Lube,
John F. Reed - Dropping Acid
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Friday, May 29, 2009 12:18 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
OK MAKE THAT FAST,$300 AND NOTHING ELSE .
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Friday, May 29, 2009 1:18 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Hold on one minute. Let me eat lunch first and then I'll get that money sent.
Dig That Sushi,
John F. Reed - Special A
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Friday, May 29, 2009 2:05 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Ok Mr. Jerry,
I'm heading over to Western Union now to send you the $273.14USD you asked for. (I had to take a little out for lunch, you understand I'm sure).
Is there anything else I can send you apart from the money? Do you have those photos of your wife ready?
I'm eagerly awaiting the carnival of physical pleasures that await me at the love palace that is your home in Edinburgh. Tell Cleo to lube up because I'm coming!
I'll write back shortly when I get back from the Western Union office.
Caterpillar,
John F. Reed - Magnetohydrodynamic Propulsion System
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Friday, May 29, 2009 3:47 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com,
Alrighty Mr. Jerry,
Get that photo album of your wife that you promised me ready. I went to the bank and had the money wired.
I have an MTCN number and a test question ready for you when you are ready.
And now a word on eating too much bran. Ever hear of Colon Blow? I just ate ten bowls of Colon blow thinking it would have the same effect of one bowl of my regular bran cereal. As it turns out, however, I got my math backwards. Apparently it take ten bowls of the regular bran cereal to match the 'cleansing power' of one bowl of Colon Blow. And since I just ate ten bowls of Colon Blow that means I just ate, in a sense, 100 bowls of regular bran.
So I stocked up on some good magazines and explained to the roommate (I got a roommate in a small town called Bern, Switzerland) that I'll be busy for a while. Luckily she's more than accommodating and will be bringing me plenty of blumpkins while I'm reading.
But that's neither here not there.
The money's been wired and I have your MTCN number and test question. Let me know when you are ready. And, please, stop typing in all capitals because the yelling's giving me a headache.
Cataract,
John F. Reed - Artificial f/64 Lens
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 1:03 AM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
dear john
if you have wired the $300usd then send the mtcn at once for clearance
if i don't get tat b4 24hrs from now ,i will be sure yor not serious
of taking the job offer and will offer to another guy and all deals
cancelled entirely and wont send the family full albums.remember that
this is a second and the last chance for you to work and earn in
scotland.
MR JERRY.
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Monday, June 1, 2009 5:22 AM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
SORRY YOUR ALWAYS A FAILURE.WHY REED?
Re: WE NEED A DECENT HOUSE HELP
Monday, June 1, 2009 12:15 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
I'm a failure!?
Maybe you should ask where I've been if you're so concerned.
I was in a Swiss hospital if you must know. I was minding my own business in Bern, Switzerland, eating some apples off a cart when out of nowhere, BOOM, some clog wearing Norse freak rams into me and the apple cart with his orange cart.
Apples and oranges were everywhere. Swiss and Norse curses were exchanged. It took the police and medics hours to realize there was an AMERICAN under it all with two broken legs and a bleeding anus.
I'm fine now, but I'll need a little while before I can get that MTCN number to you. That's why I was in Bern, Switzerland. That's where my primary bank is. I went there to get the money to wire you. And I did - I did wire it to you, but then I got in that accident.
I can have to money to you shortly.
Broken,
John F. Reed - But Strong
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Monday, June 1, 2009 12:55 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
SORRY NO MORE VACANCY ANY LONGER.TAKE A BREAK AND FIT YOURSELF.DONT
EMAIL ME AGAIN.
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Monday, June 1, 2009 2:35 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Jerry,
I did take a break, remember? Some Norse jackass broke my legs!
And if it's a fit you want it's a fit I'll throw. I have an MTCN number, I have it right here. If you want it, I have it.
2989115571
There it is.
Are you happy?
Now, maybe if you APOLOGIZE to me I'll give you the Test Question and Answer.
You're one arrogant sunuvabitch, you know that? I think that's what I like about you. But it's not you I'm interested in. I'm interested in Cleo and your wife (and the kids too blah blah blah).
Apologize to me and you will get the Test Question and Answer.
Exhausted,
John F. Reed - I Need Mtn.Dew
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Monday, June 1, 2009 3:09 PM
From: "Mr Monte alto" - mrjerry1953@gmail.com
To: "John Reed"
NO MORE VACANCY DONT YOU GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKUL.FOOLLLL
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Monday, June 1, 2009 3:20 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: mrjerry1953@gmail.com
Hey Jerry,
I didn't get that into my thick skull (two L's), but I am no fool.
Listen. I'm being serious with you. I'm here in a hospital with two broken legs. I genuinely understand your frustration.
You are right to be upset!
I promise you that's the MTCN number you're looking for. Now, when you calm down, I'll happily give you the Test Question and Answer.
What can I do to prove my trustworthiness to you? I am a man of honesty and truth it my watch word. You will see. Tell me how I can gain your trust.
Sincerely,
John F. Reed - Serif
